Hmm

The account first logged in on the evening of 12 November 2021, Toronto time, which was 04:18 UTC on the 13th, before it had a name. Five years later it is called Hmm, owns 3,383 items across 46 asset types, belongs to 108 groups, has two games almost nobody has visited, and sells ten items nobody has bought.

Most of the account is wardrobe. Almost none of that wardrobe is visible from the profile page.

Chapter One: The four names

Roblox keeps every rename, and this account's record is short.

Three renames sit behind the current username. Anyone who knew the account during the hamsterz years will not recognise it in a lobby, and the follower count never caught up.

The account is five years old, 1,824 days when this was written. No verified badge, no ban on record, Premium active, and a bio with nothing to do with Roblox.

"Cheddar barbecue wavy and sour cream and onion equals a three layer dip stack"

That bio is the whole public statement. Two site badges sit on the profile: Veteran for passing a year, and Friendship for holding at least 20 friends at once.

Chapter Two: The way Hmm looks

The avatar runs the R15 rig on the standard package. Every scale sits slightly below stock rather than in any particular style.

Five body colours share one value. Head, torso, both legs and the right arm are colour 125; the left arm is 361. An old outfit could have left that behind, or it could be deliberate. From outside there is no way to tell.

The equipped outfit is where the value sits. Twenty-two items are worn at once, two of them published by Hmm.

The Toy animation pack is one 2017 purchase of seven animations, which is why run, walk, fall, jump, idle, swim and climb all match. Midnight Motor Magnifique and the Vault Star Headphones set the silhouette. Wings of Genius and the Golden Bloxy Lapel Pin are free event rewards, not purchases.

Two equipped items are Hmm's own: the neck accessory My drip, published by Hmmwhat0_o in March 2026, and the shirt Hmm omega shirt fixed. The dynamic head is O_o, worn with its matching mood.

Eight emotes are equipped: Default Dance, Gangnam style, SHAKE, the Hotel Transylvania macarena, Endless Worm Floating, Invisible Box Transformation, face spasm and Possessed Glitcher.

Chapter Three: The wardrobe

3,383 items, 3,352 of them distinct. Clothing and accessories take almost all of it; gear comes to 98 items.

Every type, largest first:

Classic T-shirts are the largest single type, at 579. They are the flat 2D kind that cost nothing and paste onto a torso. Shirts (305) and pants (240) follow, then 252 dynamic heads, which is the type that inflates the total: a modern head arrives with its own mood, brows and lashes attached, so one face counts as four assets.

Accessories, slot by slot:

Hats come to 333, and 101 of those were added in 2026 alone, most of them within a few weeks in October and November, which is what a run of event drops looks like.

Clothing and layers:

The layered clothing (jackets 43, T-shirt layers 27, pants layers 22, shorts 11, dresses and skirts 7, shirt layers 7, sweaters 6) renders only on R15, which is part of why the rig stayed.

Heads, faces and the machinery behind them:

The 144 torsos and 143 right arms were not bought one by one. They arrive attached to four bundles, each of which unpacks into five pieces plus a head.

Animations repeat the pattern at smaller scale: 22 emotes, 75 moods, and around nine of each locomotion animation. Ten gear items are the only weapons on the account.

• Claymore (id 11452821), picked up 20 January 2022
• Ronin Katana (id 12187348), picked up 20 January 2022
• Body Swap Potion (id 78730532), picked up 14 July 2023
• Silver Ninja Star of the Brilliant Light (id 11377306), picked up 24 June 2024
• Snow Shredder's Board (id 193705415), picked up 28 June 2024
• Farmer's Revenge (id 101106419), picked up 16 October 2024
• Space Sandwich (id 12547976), picked up 22 January 2025
• Flame Guard General Sword (id 658805662), picked up 27 February 2025
• Frost Guard General's Sword (id 139574344), picked up 27 February 2025
• Neon 80s Boombox (id 151777652), picked up 20 March 2025

A katana in early 2022, a ninja star and a snowboard in 2024, matched Frost Guard and Flame Guard swords a month apart in 2025, and a Neon 80s Boombox last.

Chapter Four: Five years of collecting

The earliest timestamp in the inventory belongs to Pizza Bandit, a face accessory dated 29 December 2018, three years before the account existed. Transferred limiteds and old asset records produce dates like that. Collecting starts in 2021, when 94 items landed, 53 of them on the first day.

The busiest months:

March 2026 accounts for 794 items, 774 of them on a single Tuesday. That is the largest single event in the account's history, and it looks like a mass unboxing or an inventory dump.

The five biggest single days:

Counted by weekday. Tuesday's lead comes almost entirely from one day: without 10 March 2026, Tuesday falls to 329.

The silences take up more of the timeline than the sprees:

• 1050 days without a single pickup, ended by Hello
• 172 days without a single pickup, ended by archived
• 27 days without a single pickup, ended by Mashle pants
• 24 days without a single pickup, ended by Blue Arrow
• 23 days without a single pickup, ended by Stevie Standard - Head

The 1,050-day gap covers all of 2019 and 2020, with nothing bought between a stray face accessory and the first real session. The return was dense: 11 consecutive days with at least one new item, 17 to 27 August 2023.

Latest arrival: Swapstreet, 12 November 2026, the day before this was written.

Thirty assets were bought twice or more, leaving 31 spare copies. Most are body parts from bundles, plus one shirt owned three times over:

• Roblox Shirt - Simple Pattern (id 3670737444), three copies
• XBOX_M Torso (id 301826032), two copies
• XBOX_M Right Arm (id 301825492), two copies
• XBOX_M Left Arm (id 301824684), two copies
• XBOX_M Left Leg (id 301825699), two copies
• XBOX_M Right Leg (id 301825891), two copies
• Skeptic - Head (id 14532846222), two copies
• Junkbot - Head (id 12724232885), two copies

Chapter Five: The five that hold value

Most of the wardrobe is worth face value, which is to say nothing. Five items are collectibles, and Roblox reprices them continuously.

3,183 R$ of resale value against 1,755 R$ paid, a paper gain of 1,428 R$. The Winter Lodge Snowglobe is the best single call, bought at 300 and now averaging 1,119, and it is also the most liquid of the five with 4,054 resales. The Innovation Awards Ribbon Wings cost nothing as an event reward and now average 251 with over a million in circulation.

Entombed Miner's Headlamp is the only loss: 1,195 paid, 960 average now. The rest covers it. None of the five carries a serial number.

Three items are offsale but still owned: Wanwood, Wanwood Fedora and Wanwood Swordpack.

Chapter Six: The shop with no customers

Hmm has published ten assets for sale. All ten have sold zero copies.

Nine of the prices are ordinary and come to about 1,845 R$ if every listing sold. The tenth, My cool red shirt, is listed at 999,999,999 R$.

The publication dates read like a diary rather than a shop: a T-shirt in March 2022, a glitch shirt in September 2023, a 500 R$ "Give robux" shirt in April 2024, then a run of summer pieces in 2026. Roblox's fees made real earnings unlikely on any of them. They were published anyway.

Chapter Seven: The two worlds Hmm built

Two experiences are published under Hmm's name. Both are small, and both were still being edited this year.

The backrooms

My home

Neither found an audience. Both have three likes. My home is the older one, and its description still reads "This is where hamsterz_rcool will go when I'm offline", written under a name Hmm stopped using years ago. It holds one player at a time.

The backrooms is the more conventional build, with 50 player slots and an Adventure genre tag, last edited in September 2026. Both were reopened this year, so the games have been left by players rather than by their maker.

Chapter Eight: What Hmm actually plays

Sixteen favourites, all with visit counts in the billions.

Two pizza games, one of them Work at a Pizza Place at 5.6 billion visits and 13.6 million favourites. Brainrot grinders: Plants & Brainrots at 4.7 billion. Speed incrementals: +1 Speed Per Step and Grow Your Speed, at 43.8 million and 19.4 million. One horror obby, Escape Papa Pizza's Pizzeria, at 1.05 billion. Then GEF at 323 million.

The two smallest entries are hello, with 7 visits and 1 favourite, and BridgeTesting, with 290 visits and 33 favourites. Neither is a game anyone plays. They are places to open and look at something.

Chapter Nine: The first hundred and forty

Roblox records the order in which an account first touched each experience. Hmm's order opens with a free-admin server and a lava obby. The record was taken from a recording of that ranked list, which runs to 140 rows.

The first five entries are a free-admin server, The Floor Is LAVA!, Spider-Man Simulator, Broken Bones IV and Noodle Arms. None of them costs anything.

The taste across 140 slots holds steady. Fourteen of the readable entries are simulators, seven are obbies, five are named stories, three are SCP fan games and two are FNaF roleplays. Simulators run through the middle, from Weight Lifting Simulator 3 and Pet Simulator X! to Demon Soul Simulator at the end.

Two groups of entries stand out in between. Seven are social places: LGBTQ+ Hangout, Friend Hangout, Would You Rather..?, Never Have I Ever!, Ro-meet: Chat with Robloxians, Vibe Place and Rate My Avatar. Five belong to the donation economy: PLS DONATE, starving artists (DONATION GAME), Free Boombox/Radio!, CLICK BELOW and [FREE ADMINS].

Rank 57 is 太空狼人杀, the Chinese-language release from the Among Us clone wave, sitting between Difficulty Fling and An Infinite Road Trip.

Only one of the sixteen favourites appears here, Ragdoll Engine, under two listings. The list covers 2021; the favourites cover everything after it.

Six slots did not survive the recording. Ranks 1 to 4 were above the viewport when it began, and ranks 105 and 124 passed unread between frames. Their places stay empty in Appendix F.

Chapter Ten: One hundred and eight clubs

Group membership is the least curated social record on Roblox. Hmm is in 108 groups.

Ninety-seven are membership only, and the groups name that tier differently every time: Member, Members, Membre, ✨ Member, 💚 Fan, Guppies🎣, Small Portions, December 5th we will all do something.

The 108 groups come to 559,334,442 member slots, counting the same person once per group. The ten largest:

The smallest of them, where Hmm is most of the room:

Most of the 108 are large and impersonal. Flaming Mohawk community is not: it has one member, and Hmm owns it.

Five groups give Hmm an owner or admin rank:

• Flaming Mohawk community, rank 255, 1 members, owner Hmmwhat0_o
• CooI group frfr, rank 254, 2 members, owner MortUltimate
• Group of pizza enjoyers, rank 255, 8 members, owner Hmmwhat0_o
• The Crystal Chaos, rank 253, 225 members, owner AfanofDan1
• • "RBLXians of the Resistance Union" •, rank 245, 61 members, owner SirGusshington

The Crystal Chaos has 225 members. Hmm sits at rank 253, with 16 people at that rank or above, and the owner AfanofDan1 at 255. It is the only group here with a population to manage.

Group of pizza enjoyers is the other group Hmm owns: eight members and a custom rank called "Pizza god".

Chapter Eleven: 308 friends, seven followers

Five years produced 308 friends, about one a week, and seven followers.

The names behind those counts were unreadable for most of this project. Every friend endpoint answers a logged-out reader with 401 or 403, and the old list-json route now returns a page shell. They opened through the account's own public friend page, and Roblox's user service turned each name into a display name, an id and a join date. The list stops at 197. Roblox stops answering before its own count does, so 111 friendships appear only in the total.

The list is not a 2021 crowd. Fifty-one of the 197 have accounts from Hmm's era or earlier, and 43 are older than Hmm's account, some by five years. Joins climb through 2023 and 2024 and peak in 2025 at 49. The median friend account was made in December 2023.

Most of them do not go by their username. One hundred and twenty-three of the 197 use a different display name, and 95 have never written a bio. base44superagent, id 11885000561, created 25 October 2026, is in the list: the account Hmm made for an AI. loocr_zretsmaH is there too, friended from the main.

The ten oldest accounts on the list:

All 197 are in Appendix G with ids and join dates. The remaining 111, the seven followers and the 70 accounts Hmm follows did not open.

Chapter Twelve: The ledger

• 3,183 R$ in collectible resale value across five limiteds
• 1,755 R$ originally paid for those same five, a +1,428 R$ paper gain
• 1,845 R$ of list price sitting unsold in nine UGC listings
• Robux balance, trade history and purchase history: not public, not read

The five collectibles are the only part of the wardrobe with resale value. Everything else was collected for reasons that have nothing to do with money.

Chapter Thirteen: What history leaves out

These records did not open without a session:

Robux balance and the Premium billing date; the 111 friends whose names the list will not show, plus the seven followers and the 70 accounts Hmm follows; trade history and open trades; purchase history; email, 2-step status, PIN, connected accounts and login locations.

Chapter Fourteen: The other accounts

Seven alternate accounts exist, made between 2018 and 2025. Only their public basics are recorded here: name, display name, id, date made, and friend and follow counts. Roblox rate-limited the follower count on two of them, marked with a dash.

Username	Display name	User id	Created	Days old	Friends	Followers	Following
GodAndTheAngels	GodAndTheAngels	669288341	2018-07-07	3,051	11	4	0
colethehorse31	Colethehorse31	1099784679	2019-05-30	2,724	66	—	1
RAHHHHAAH	Cool	1491467571	2020-03-06	2,443	181	—	7
Roblox_Guest1946	Mr_PolarBear	2870572573	2021-09-06	1,894	50	0	0
Mrflinflamfan61	Mrflinflamfan61	2967004174	2021-10-10	1,860	3	0	0
MortUltimate	MortUltimate	5842789027	2024-04-30	927	2	0	0
loocr_zretsmaH	loocr_zretsmaH	10167363723	2025-12-19	329	1	0	0

GodAndTheAngels is the oldest of the seven, made on 7 July 2018, three years before Hmm and eleven months before colethehorse31. Its display name matches its username and it holds 11 friends against four followers. The bio is a statement of belief rather than a joke: "You Know Why My Name Is Like This Its Because Gods A Really Good Good Person And The Angels That Went To Heaven For Being Good Are Really Really Good People! :D". A hacker got into it and killed it off: Roblox lists the account as banned and the avatar no longer renders.

colethehorse31 is the second oldest, made on 30 May 2019, two and a half years before Hmm. Its profile is empty, it has never been renamed, and it holds 66 friends while following one account.

RAHHHHAAH is the busiest of the seven. Created 6 March 2020, its display name is Cool and its whole bio is "Roar". It carries 181 friends, more than half of the main account's total, and has been renamed three times:

Two of the old names are familiar. Hamsters_rnice echoes the main account's Hamsterz_rcool era, and coledegourseeqq shares its root with the Cloudflare subdomains Hmm builds on.

Roblox_Guest1946 was made on 6 September 2021, ten weeks before the account that became Hmm. It answers to the display name Mr_PolarBear, holds 50 friends, and has never been renamed.

Mrflinflamfan61 came a month later, 10 October 2021, with three friends and no bio.

MortUltimate was made on 30 April 2024 and holds two friends. No bio and no renames. The username was given in lowercase but Roblox capitalises it.

loocr_zretsmaH is the newest, made 19 December 2025, and its username spells Hamsterz_rcool backwards, the name the main account carried in 2021. Its only friend is Hmm.

Seven accounts, 2018 to 2025. Five have no bio at all, two do, and both say something about who they are: a single word in one case, a sentence about heaven in the other. Six are still live. GodAndTheAngels is the one that did not survive.

The last line

Hmm ends with a wardrobe of 3,383 items, five collectibles worth about 3,200 R$, two games with three likes each, one group of 225 members and four with fewer than ten, and a bio about dip. The account was still buying items the week before this was written.

Meeting Temprist

This is Hmm, on an alt, meeting Temprist.

Hmm as a little sonion

wasn't I so cooool as a baby